Ryan Tutzauer

Green Horsemen blog

It seems to me like this horseman might as well be the Hulk but with a death wish. Trying to start up his own type of fight club he broke the first and second rule… he talked about fight club. Id imagine he wanted to see if anyone in King Authors court was ill-minded enough to behead a man who mad it clear that he was not looking for conflict.  Then again, the knight must just have a pain fetish and a really good doctor. Gawain must have been that one fellow who pregamed for the dinner a little to hard considering there was enough beer and wine to get the village drunk with a dozen plates per pair and all. He seemed drunk enough to believe that if he gets beheaded he too will be able to ride off into the sunset holding his head. YA I don’t think it works like that unless that wine is just that good tasting.

            The knight must have his own personal Kingman tailor or just has a membership to the mens big and tall warehouse. Up to date with the latest medieval fashion while also trying to pick fights, it sounds to me like he belongs on the next season of The Jersey Shore. Leave it to a Jersey Shore Guido to barge into a dinner un -invited and insult the entire company. Jokes on the green knight I guess because neither him nor his horse had anything to eat. I feel like if I knew I was about to be beheaded, I would want a hefty and delicious last meal! It seems like the knight did not think his plan out well at all.

            I wonder what the knight would have done if anyone needed to get up and use the restroom while he was ranting about how he will give away his axe to anyone who strikes him let alone behead him. At least Gawain will have an easier search than trying to find a dragon or sword in the stone of some shorts. He can walk around villages asking if anyone has seen a Green knight without a head. Something tells me those types of knights are not to common; even for midlevel times. We all know that the knight’s intentions were to just be a good wingman for Gawain as they figured that any mistress in the place wouldn’t be able to resist Gawain after he beheaded a hulk looking figure. When you think to far outside the box however, you may find that you will lose your head.